Forward Spot

True Facts

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's
in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You
shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be
able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too
little to be out  alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they
never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different
faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed
the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are
the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to
suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real
eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed  man, look in a mental
hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the
desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men
wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested
in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you
tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Pregnant Lady. HAVE A LAUGH

Pregnant Lady

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting

with her mother in the doctors office.

 

She inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "Im having a baby."

 

With big eyes, she asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She said, "He sure is."

 

Then the little girl with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."

 

With even a more surprised and shocked look she said, "Then why

in the world did you eat him?"

BEAUTIFUL- INSPIRATIONAL

A wonderful friend  sent me this inspirational and I believe it made me more relaxed than I was before I read it. I hope it can even do more for you than it did for me.

Don't tell God how big your
storm is; Tell the storm how big your God is!!!


Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.

1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.


5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.


9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.


13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K..M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.


16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest
18. Eat right.
19 Get organized so everything has its place.


20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.


25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you Jesus .'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).


31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego
33 Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAYOF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.

'If God is for us, who can be against us?'

(Romans8:31)

GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...and George followed her, dying July 2008)

 

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.

  A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways ,but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, ' I love you ' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


  George Carlin

Toilet Cleaner

Every decision that we make in life has its consequences. It does not matter how small t might seem, it can only change our lives for the better or for the worst. In the powerpoint presentation, pay keen attention to all the steps and order your life in the principles.

Click the link below to go to the powerpoint clips.

Toilet-cleaner

I hope that you will share this this bit of insight with someone you care about. Do have a wonderful day.

Please read

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>
> Christian One
> Liners
>
> Don't
> let your worries get the
> best of you; remember, Moses started
> out as a basket case
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> Some
> people are kind, polite, and
> sweet-spirited
> until you try to sit in their
> pews.
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> Many
> folks want to serve God,
> but
> only as advisors.
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> It
> is easier to preach ten sermons
> than
> it is to live one.
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> The
> good Lord didn't create anything
> without a purpose, but mosquitoes come
> close.
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> When you get to your wit's end,
>
> you'll
> find God lives there.
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> People
> are funny; they want the front
> of
> the bus, the middle of the road, and
>
> the
> back of the
> church.
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> Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
> bangs on your front door forever.
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> Quit
> griping about your church;
> if
> it was perfect, you couldn't
> belong.
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> If
> the church wants a better preacher,
> it
> only needs to pray for the one it
> has.
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> God
> Himself does not propose to judge
> a
> man until he is dead. So why should
> you?
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>
> Some
> minds are like concrete
> thoroughly mixed up and permanently
> set.
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> Peace
> starts with a smile.
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> I
> don't know why some people
> change churches; what difference does
> it make which one you stay home
> from?
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>
> A lot of church members who are singing
>
> 'Standing
> on the Promises'
> are
> just sitting on the premises.
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> We
> were called to be witnesses,
> not
> lawyers or judges.
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> Be ye
> fishers of men. You catch
>
> them -
> He'll clean them.
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>
> Coincidence is when God
> chooses
> to remain anonymous.
>
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>
> Don't put a question mark
> where
> God put a period.
>
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>
> Don't
> wait for 6 strong men
> to
> take you to church.
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> Forbidden
> fruits create many jams.
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> God doesn't call the qualified,
>
> He
> qualifies the called.
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>
> God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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>
> God loves
> everyone, but probably prefers
> 'fruit of the
> spirit' over a 'religious nut!'
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>
>
> God
> promises a safe landing,
> not a
> calm passage.
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> He who angers you, controls you!
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>
> If God
> is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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>
>
> Prayer:
>
> Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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>
>
> The task ahead of us is never as
> great as the Power behind us.
>
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>
>
> The Will of God never takes
> you to
> where the Grace of
> God will not protect you.
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>
> We don't change the
>  message,
> the
> message changes us.
>
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>
>
> You can tell how big a person is
>
> by
> what it takes to discourage him.
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>
>
> The
> best mathematical equation
> I
> have ever seen:
> 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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>
> If this e-mail blessed you in a profound
> way today my Dear Friend, PLEASE pass
>
> this along
> to bless them today,
> tomorrow
> and ALWAYS!
> May
> God and His Son bless you
> from
> today on out!
> Maybe
> someone will LOVE it
> just
> as much as you did 
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Steve Harvey-How Would YOU introduce Christ?

Take 3 minutes and  watch this.  

  
This is Steve Harvey, a comedian, addressing a secular audience.  

> > The subject is: "How Would You Introduce Christ to a Room Full of
> > People?"  It's hard to imagine that this is a comedian and not a preacher,
> > and this is an audience and not a congregation. 

> > It must have been at the end of his routine, because...well, you'll see.  

> > I found it thrilling! I know you will be blessed as well.

If The Screen above Does not work, Try the link below. Also let us know what you think.

Download Intro_to_Christ_2

Fell free to share with your friends

Bridges around the world

These are truly beautiful bridges. The lighting, the greenry and all the effects. Click the link  below to see the beauty of these man made creation.

Bridges around the world

 

Might take a little time to load to your computer, but it will. 

Share with your friends.

Pictures of the crucifixion park of Christ

You must see these pictures of the crucifiction of Jesus Christ. Just click the link below.

You have to see these pictures

Just to look at these pictures does something to the heart. Tells us how it makes you feel. Share with your friends, it might just bring there heart closer to Christ.

 

Britain's Got Talent

Britain's Got Talent: You'd be forgiven for judging the book by the cover when you meet 47-year-old Susan. Having never married, sharing a flat with her cat has given her a cheeky sense of humour, and even the judges were ready to write her off, until - that is - until she began performing her rendition of 'I Dreamed a Dream' from Les Miserables...